The Cult of Indifference: American Judaism’s Crisis of Content

[I'm reposting an excellent piece by Dan Kaganovich and Jeremy England.  Unfortunately, it is as timely today as it was when it was written.]

Less than a year ago, the people of Israel withstood one of the most traumatic assaults in the young country’s history. Notwithstanding the physical harm wrought by a barrage of bolt-laden Katyusha rockets, last summer’s Lebanon War took a heavy psychological toll as well. A nation that, for nearly a generation, had been taught to believe that peace with its enemies was inevitable and imminent found itself attacked simultaneously from territories it had ceded to various terrorist armies on the theory that doing so would make the country more secure. Far from the expected outpouring of goodwill from their previously belligerent neighbors – who, they had been reassured, were all but in love with Jews, but for a few soon-to-be-marginalized extremists – Israelis instead were met with cruelty as venomous and inhuman as had ever been manifest in the previous genocidal campaigns against them. With Islamic revolution incubating across nearly every border, and hostile states exploring a final technological solution to the problem of Zionism, the events of the past year may have awakened Israelis just in time to how vulnerable their country still is.

Among American Jews, however, the Lebanon War demonstrated something altogether different. Even for those who habitually shroud the Israeli-Arab conflict in a fog of moral equivalence, the Hizbullah attacks were so bold and demonic that anyone who still acknowledged the existence of good and evil felt compelled to finally take sides. For quite a few American Jewish Leftists, as it turned out, this meant siding with Hizbullah. Since then, articles pointing out the eagerness of so many Jewish intellectuals in America to condemn Israel for making the most modest attempts to defend itself have sparked vigorous public debate about what obligations American Jews have to the Jewish State.

Nowhere is this debate more relevant, and less talked about, than at universities across the United States. Among Jewish students on prominent American campuses, the recent controversy, and the war that stirred it up, both barely register on the radar. At Stanford University, one of the campuses with which we are most familiar, Hillel house has done literally nothing in six months since the war ended to acknowledge that anything untoward occurred in Israel last summer. Aside from facilitating much pro-Israel hookah smoking and featuring a puzzling “anti-divestment” motto prominently on their website, the staff of Stanford Hillel seem to be largely confused about why anything happening in Israel should be of particular interest to Stanford Jewish students. Sadly, this confusion is a symptom of what we see as a more general aimlessness that American Jewry is currently struggling with. At Stanford, and across America, flagship Jewish institutions are peddling a Judaism that is completely devoid of content, and in such an atmosphere of ambivalence about what Judaism actually consists of, strong conviction about anything Jewish – especially Israel – is hard to come by.

In understanding this phenomenon, few cases are more instructive than that of the Hillel house at Stanford. More so than exhibiting overt hostility towards Judaism or Israel, the people at Stanford Hillel simply do not know what they are doing. Or, perhaps more precisely, no one in their organization seems to be motivated by the idea that there are things one ought to do because one is Jewish. To be sure, they may see it as their job to plan programming that might appeal to Jews, but a quick perusal of their calendar of events reveals that much of this programming is concocted by adding a little bit of Jewish spice to factory-installed agenda items taken from the mainstream of American liberalism. While Hillel shows great innovation in organizing prayer services to combat global warming, it provides students with few opportunities to learn what it is that some Jews pray for three times a day. Similarly, however innocent a symbolic gay marriage rite conducted by Hillel staff in honor of Valentine’s Day might be, it is difficult to find inspiration for ceremonies involving symbolic marriage, homosexuality, or Valentine’s Day inside the confines of the Jewish tradition. And every year, new Stanford students express shock at the transparently partisan political themes of speeches that are inserted into campus High Holidays services. Absent is any atmosphere of duty and responsibility that might cause Stanford Hillel to take the rich structure of genuinely Jewish observances seriously. Instead, into the vacuum created by its own ignorance, an organization that must keep up the appearance of busyness in order to secure donations pours the priorities of Left coast politics that come most readily to mind.

The above anecdotes largely serve to illustrate that a Jewish student eager to explore Judaism with any kind of depth would be well-advised to do so somewhere other than Stanford. Yet, the flimsiness of the programming at Stanford Hillel is not merely disappointing, but can in some cases do serious harm. Not long ago, a speaker from the radically anti-Jewish propaganda group Breaking the Silence was invited to Stanford Hillel to accuse Israelis of sadism and child-murder. Apparently, the scheduling of this event was not the result of any particular desire on the part of Hillel staff to bring Breaking the Silence to campus; as soon as enough people complained, word went out that the silence would remain unbroken. Instead, the incident was simply a consequence of the general rule that prevails at Stanford Hillel: that nothing is out of bounds, except perhaps things that are too overtly Jewish, or too pro-Israel.

This is the crux of the matter: the problem is not that Stanford Hillel stands for anything particularly problematic; it is that it doesn’t stand for anything that comes from inside Judaism. In a recent public relations barrage unleashed in response to criticisms of their events, the organization explained that “the programming policy of Hillel and its affiliated student groups reflects [its] commitment to a flourishing Jewish and democratic State of Israel within internationally recognized secure borders. Hillel does not promote views outside of that framework. Hillel does support students’ exploration of wide-ranging education and debate within that broad framework.” As reasonable as this statement may seem, it nevertheless reveals how little Judaism has to do with Hillel’s politics on Israel. Nowhere in the Jewish tradition do we hold that the Jews may only hold sovereignty in the Land of Israel conditional on their receiving permission from the other nations of the world; indeed, much ink in the Torah is devoted to making precisely the opposite point. Yet to Hillel, it is far more important what the UN says than what God says, and even in an attempt to assuage concerns about their commitment to the Jewish State, they cannot help but reveal that they are willing to support Israel only if everyone else does first.

What causes Stanford Hillel to tailor their stance on Israel so carefully to the dictates of world opinion is fundamentally the same crisis of identity faced by most Jews in America today. In both cases, the ultimate standard for morality is all too frequently to be found not anywhere within Jewish thought, but rather on the editorial pages of the New York Times; Jewish values are acceptable only insofar as they happen to coincide with those of opinion-making elites. As a result, in America (unlike in Israel), support for the Jewish state may not be expressed in the simple language of self-affirmation. Instead, an American Jew, embarrassed by his partiality to one tiny Middle Eastern country, will typically point out that all reasonable people should side with Israel for any number of reasons: because it allows Arabs to vote in free elections, because it is a safe haven for a persecuted people, because it is an invaluable ally to the United States, or (most ludicrously) because it is posting record growth in the hi-tech sector. And woe betide the State of Israel should it ever be unable to justify its existence in the sanctified terminology of liberal politics.

What Jews, both in Israel and in America, must realize is that Jewish statehood is not going to be a popular cause for the foreseeable future. In fact, this should come as no surprise; it has always been unpopular and dangerous to show an uncompromising commitment to Jewish values, because the essence of Judaism is answering to an ethical standard that transcends the shifting whims of the fashionable and the powerful. It follows that a Jew who is too willing to defer to external arbiters of morality will soon find that he has lost his most important connection to Jewish identity. This is quite literally true today, when anti-Semites seek to drive a wedge between Jews and the only institution capable of sustaining their nation in the modern world, namely a modern Jewish state that is sovereign in all of the Land of Israel.

By adopting the moral standards of other gods, the Stanford Hillels of America are raising a generation of Jewish young people to be equally indifferent to both Judaism and Israel. The few people in America who still feel a sense of responsibility for the future of actual Judaism in the Diaspora are meanwhile faced with a paradox: on the one hand, in order for a Jew living in a free society in the modern world to retain a meaningful sense of Jewish identity, a connection to Jewish nationhood in the State of Israel is essential. But, on the other hand, a substantive commitment to Israel is unlikely to materialize unless motivated by a pre-existing dedication to Judaism. Compounding this predicament is yet another serious problem (beyond the scope of this article to discuss fully), namely that much of the observant Jewish educational establishment in America cannot bring itself to acknowledge that dinosaurs once walked the Earth. No teacher whose secular education never quite reached the level of a high school diploma can aspire to provide a model for a Jewish way of life to the highly-educated and successful American Jewry. This is especially the case because willful ignorance of science, history, philosophy, and other great post-medieval innovations is generally accompanied by a severe confusion about wholly Jewish values (a truth best illustrated by the fact that so many Jews who are made nervous by the theory of evolution feel equally uncomfortable uttering prayers that speak favorably about the State of Israel).

It is very likely not within the power of America’s ailing Jewish community to solve these problems by itself. Instead, those who want a future for Judaism in America should look to the current and future intellectual and cultural center of the Jewish world – that is, to Israel – for guidance. Only there does Jewish religious observance enjoy such diversity and vitality that discernible numbers of leaders and educators have emerged who are comfortable enough with their Jewish identity that taking the Torah seriously does not prevent them from being full participants in modernity. Instead of settling for anemic, directionless organizations like Hillel, or for the backwardness of the typical ultra-orthodox alternative, American Jews must build an infrastructure for importing modern orthodox rabbis from Israel. Creating such an opportunity for Americans to learn healthy Judaism from Israelis, and for Israelis to learn about functioning government from Americans, may save American Judaism from assimilation, and Israel from annihilation, and all just in the nick of time.

Markets: Worst Inaugural Performance Since LBJ

Surely this is just coincidence:

Gateway Pundit: Worst Inaugural Performance Since 1963

Nice job, Barack.
The president’s socialist rant sunk the stock market today:

At this rate we’ll be into 7,000 point territory by closing.
Super.

It’s been nothing but a disaster since he took over.

UPDATE: Yep. Market drops below 8,000.

Worst. Prez. Ever.

UPDATE 2: Worst stock market performance since 1963:

US stocks were on course on Tuesday for their worst inauguration day performance since the assassination of John F Kennedy, led by more heavy losses among banks.

Israel’s loyal Arabs and Israel’s not so loyal Arabs

http://www.thememriblog.org/blog_personal/en/12913.htm

Fatwa Bans Burial Of Israeli Arab Soldiers Operating In Gaza

A Nazareth sheikh has issued a fatwa banning prayer at mosques for the souls of Israeli Arab soldiers killed in the line of duty in Israeli military operations in Gaza.

The fatwa also bans the soldiers from being buried in Muslim cemeteries.

Source: Al-Quds Al-Arabi, London, January 14, 2009

A book designed to enrage

Liberal Fascism

Liberal Fascism

and enlighten.

A book entitled Liberal Fascism with a cover that depicts a smiley face with a Hitler mustache is sure to enrage. “What do you mean, ‘liberal fascism’? Fascism is a phenomena of the right!”

Let’s stipulate the “make liberals head explode” motivation and move on. Liberal Fascism is a fascinating and enlightening book. It details the remarkable history of fascism as a left-wing movement, and points out the intellectual debt owed by modern liberals to the fascists of the last century. Well worth reading!

Blog break breaks blog!

Well, I haven’t blogged in quite a while.  That’s death for traffic, assuming there was any in the first place.  I’ll try to do better in the future.

The big list of discredited Palin rumors

The Obamanation and their allies in the mainstream media have kicked their efforts to smear Sarah Palin into overdrive since Palin delivered her tour-de-force speech at the Republican convention last week.  A resourceful blogger named Charlie Martin has complied a very nice list debunking these rumors here: http://explorations.chasrmartin.com/2008/09/06/palin-rumors.  I have copied and pasted the current list below, but by the time you read this the Obama worshippers may have invented another 5 or 10, so you are probably best to just follow the link.

{ 2008 09 06 }

Palin Rumors

Cripes, this has gotten ridiculous. Folks, look, let’s just run through a list here. (Updated.)

  1. Yes, she is Governor of Alaska. No, she’s not the Lieutenant Governor. No, she’s not currently Mayor of Wasilla. Yes, she was Mayor of Wasilla, some years ago.
  2. Yes, as Governor of Alaska, she’s the Commander in Chief of the Alaska National Guard. And yes, her professional military subordinate is quite impressed with her in that role.
  3. And yes, the New York Times says the job of Governor of Alaska is one of the harder, and more powerful, jobs in state government.
  4. Yes, there are people in Alaska who think she’s too liberal.
  5. Yes, she did giggle when someone called Lyda Green a “bitch.” Yes, it was the same Lyda Green who tried to force a scheduling conflict that would make Palin miss her son’s high school graduation. Yes, this would also be the Lyda Green who complained no one had asked her about Palin during the vetting process.
  6. Yes, she did push for and approve the Wasilla Sports Center. Yes, it did cost a lot of money. (People keep saying $20 million, that article says $14.5 million, but then they also added a $1.2 million dollar food service/kitchen piece. This year, since Palin was out of office as Mayor.) Yes, the city went into debt to do it (how did you buy your house, bunkie?) and raised the city sales tax from 2 percent to 2.5 percent to pay for it. Yes, the city is paying it off early.
  7. Yes, she did want authority to have wolves culled from the air, because they were taking too many moose and caribou. Which people hunt for food in the back country in Alaska. No, she isn’t shooting them herself. I mean, not that she couldn’t, but I’m sure she doesn’t have time. (Thanks to bluemerlin in the comments.)
  8. No, the Downs baby (Trig) isn’t Bristol’s kid, and no, the kid wasn’t born with Downs because (a) Palin flew on an airplane (b) went home to have the baby after an amniotic leak (c) because he was the result of incest between Todd Palin and Bristol.
  9. No, Track (the kid who is leaving for Iraq) didn’t join the NG because he was a drug addict. He may have joined the NG because he was tired of people saying his Mom was getting him into the good hockey leagues. (Yes, that one was original reporting. I’ve got sources in Wasilla.)
  10. No, Willow and Piper aren’t named for witches on TV. Among other things, Willow was born before Buffy came on TV, and Piper was born before Charmed.
  11. Yes, Trig’s name may be misspelled. Isn’t it usually “Tryg” as in “Trygve”? In any case, I doubt he’s named for the Secretary General of the UN (1948-1952), either. But at least that was before he was born, unlike the others.
  12. Yes, it appears that she has a Big Dipper tattooed on her ankle. She lost a bet.
  13. No, she’s never been in any porn as far as anyone can find (and God knows I get enough google hits on those very topics.) I would think the Big Dipper tattoo would be a giveaway.
  14. No, no one seems to be able to even find swimsuit pictures of her from her beauty queen days; God knows I looked. The bikini pictures that are around are photoshopped, just like the Vogue cover I have up.
  15. No she wasn’t a member of the (wild-eyed libertarian) Alaska independence Party, although her husband once was
  16. No, neither the (Canadian) National Post, nor Marc Armbinder at the Atlantic have troubled themselves to issue a correction. Yes, the New York Times did finally correct their story of September 1 — on September 5. This was after Elizabeth Bumiller was quoted by Howard Kurtz as saying she was “completely confident about the story.” Yes, that was after the New York Times’s source retracted the story. Yes, this should embarrass the Times, Bumiller, and Howard Kurtz. No, there have been no signs of embarrassment.
  17. No, she was never a Pat Buchanan supporter; even when Buchanan claims she was, she was on the board of Steve Forbes’a campaign in Alaska.
  18. No, she’s not anti-semitic. In fact, she has an Israeli flag in her office. (Contrary to popular belief, the usual Evangelical thinks Israel has a right to exist, granted by God.)
  19. No, I don’t think she’s being “indoctrinated by Lieberman and AIPAC as we speak”; I don’t get the feeling that being indoctrinated is something that Palin does well.
  20. Yes, it seems unlikely that she’s going to be in hiding for the next two weeks seeing as she’s been in rallies twice in the last two days. Or at least it’s going to be real rough, given that she has three media interviews scheduled today (6 September) alone.
  21. Yes, it does appear that Palin’s local pastor preached about an end time when God will judge everyone, even Wasilla, Alaska, and the United States. Duh. This is called the Book of Revelations, and while I don’t believe it personally, I don’t see it as a disqualifier for the hundred million or so Baptists, Methodists, Evangelicals, Episcopalians, Catholics, Assembly of God, Presbyterian, Lutherans (traditional and Missouri Synod), African Methodist, and so on Christians in the US.
  22. Yes, I do sometimes wonder about the state of Andrew’s health.
  23. No, she’s doesn’t believe that the Iraq War was directed by God. Yes, she did pray that proceeding with the war was God’s will: “they should pray ‘that our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God, that’s what we have to make sure we are praying for, that there is a plan, and that plan is God’s plan.’” (Ever hear the phrase “Not my will, but Thine, be done”?) Yes, this apparently freaks some people right out.
  24. No, Buchanan doesn’t support her now; in fact he’s supporting Obama. (Buchanan did think her speech was amazing, but then so do 80 percent of the people who saw it.) Or maybe not. Buchanan sure doesn’t like McCain though.
  25. Yes, she was apparently pregnant when she got married
  26. No, so far there’s no confirmation she had an affair while she was married, and they’ve denied it pretty strongly. No, she wouldn’t be the first Christian woman who got a little on the side, if it were true.
  27. No, she wasn’t named as a co-respondent in a divorce; there’s no evidence she had an affair with her husbands’ business partner. The partner tried to have his divorce records sealed because he was being harrassed by journalists who used them to get his phone number.
  28. Yes, barring immaculate conception virgin birth (whatever), Bristol appears to have had sex with her fiancee. No, Bristol didn’t receive only “abstinence-only” sex ed.
  29. Yes, I have it on reliable report that Sarah Levi’s mom has been heard screaming “Way to go Levi!” at her future son-in-law son. No, it doesn’t appear to have been when Bristol broke the news to her family.
    Note: I originally understood this story to be about Sarah, not Levi’s mom, in the context of hockey games. As such, it’s shouldn’t be in a Sarah Palin Rumors story, but I like the story too much to delete it.
  30. yes, her 17 year old daughter is pregnant; no, the baby’s father is not an eighth grader; no, having sex at 16 is not statutory rape in Alaska. And no, there’s no way that a 17 year old can be 5 months pregnant as a result of having sex before she was 16. Learn to count for God’s sakes.
  31. yes, she did fire the public safety guy — but he said in the Anchorage paper that, for the record, she never, and no one else in her administration ever, tried to make him fire her ex-brother-in-law
  32. and yes, the state trooper (her sister’s ex-husband) she was worried about did: tase her 10 year old nephew; drive his state patrol car while drinking or drunk; did threaten to “bring her down”; and did threaten to murder her father and sister if they dared to get an attorney to help with the divorce.
  33. yes, the state trooper was suspended when he was put under a court protective order
  34. no, the trooper wasn’t fired
  35. yes, she did fire the Wasilla Chief of Police as Mayor; yes, it was because he was lying to the City Council.
  36. Yes, she did try to cut her own salary as Mayor by $4000 a year; yes, she had voted against the $4000 a year raise while on the City Council.
  37. No, she didn’t cut funding for unwed mothers; yes, she did increase it by “only” 354 percent instead of 454 percent, as part of a multi-year capital expenditures program. No, the Washington Post doesn’t appear to have corrected their story. Even after this was pointed out in the comments on the story.
  38. No, she didn’t cut special needs student funding; yes, she did raise it by “only” 175 percent.
  39. yes, she did try, clearly unsuccessfully, to get Bristol married off to her fiancee before the story came out
  40. yes, she did ask the librarian if some books could be withdrawn because of being offensive; no, they couldn’t; yes she did threaten to fire the librarian a month later; no, that wasn’t over the books thing but instead over administrative issues; no, the librarian wasn’t fired either; yes, the librarian was a big supporter of one of her political opponents; yes, the librarian was also the girlfriend of the Chief of police mentioned above; no, this is not the first time in the history of civilization that someone has been threatened with being fired over a political dispute
  41. No the list of books she wanted to ban that’s being passed around isn’t real; among other things, it includes a number of books published after her time in office there.
  42. No, that hasn’t actually deterred people from claiming it really is true even if the list isn’t correct. For example:
    “This list might not in fact reflect the books Sarah Palin wanted banned. As more than one person in Comments has pointed out, some of them were not published when Palin was in office. It is my hope that the mainstream media will not let this story drop and that at some point an actual list will surface. The very thought of having someone who once advocated book-banning possibly occupying one of the highest offices of our land fills me with profound dread. It should fill you with dread too.”
  43. No, I don’t understand why a fake list is supposed to fill me with dread, either.
  44. no, it wasn’t a shotgun wedding; Bristol and Levi been engaged for a good while according to his mother. It was either an accident or just an unconventional order.
  45. yes, she’s an was an Assembly of God Holy Roller. No, she doesn’t attend an AoG church now. Yes, she did leave the AoG because they were getting too weird for her.
  46. No, she’s not anti-Mormon. No, not all AoG churches are anti-Mormon. (AoG is even more hard-core about allowing each pastor and congregation to make their own decisions than the Baptists are.) (Thanks to AnonAmom in the comments.)
  47. No, she’s not from another planet. No, I haven’t actually heard that one yet, but you wait.
  48. yes, she apparently believes in some variant of Intelligent Design
  49. no, she didn’t try to force the schools to teach it; she said if someone brought it up, it was an appropriate subject for debate.
  50. No, she doesn’t believe in “abstinence only” education. Yes, she thinks abstinence is an effective way of preventing pregnancy. Duh. Yes, she believes kids should learn about condom use in schools.
  51. Yes, she did smoke marijuana, when it was legal in Alaska. Yes, she apparently did inhale.
  52. yes, she kills animals and eats them, and wears their skins
  53. yes, she was a beauty contest contestant
  54. yes, she was once a sportscaster
  55. yes, she has a college degree in Journalism, but I won’t hold that against her, as she seems to have found honest work as well
  56. yes, she sometimes wears her hair up; no that’s not a “beehive”
  57. yes, her husband is Not A White Person (he’s a Yup’ik; an Eskimo but not an Inuit as my Inuit cousins have taken some pains to explain)
  58. yes, she has on occasion, as Mayor, tried to get money from the federal government.
  59. yes, she did finally turn down the money for the bridge. Yes, that meant changing her mind about it.
  60. yes, she was vetted extensively, not just in three days — I’ve got links to press reports about people coming to Wassila on 29 May, and we had her on our Veepstakes at PJM from the first day we ran it.
  61. yes, she want to a bunch of colleges before getting a degree. No, that’s not illegal. Yes, she seems to have made something of herself anyway.
  62. no, they didn’t talk to a lot of the R’s power structure during the vetting; that probably has to do with the fact that she beat them in elections and sent a bunch of them to jail.
  63. Yes, Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech was written by a speechwriter. Duh. No, none of Obama’s, McCain’s, nor Biden’s speeches were impromptu off the cuff things either.
  64. Yes, she did put the Governors plane on eBay. No, that’s not how it was finally sold. Yes, McCain did say it wrong. Bad McCain.
  65. No, Sarah Palin doesn’t have such control of Alaskans that people are afraid to say bad things about her. (What, are you nuts? Look at this list.) No, I don’t think it’s likely that she called Obama “Sambo”. (Good God, man, I’m ten years older than she and I barely remember “Little Black Sambo.”) Yes, it seems unlikely to me that she’s be real racist and marry a Yup’ik (or a part Yup’ik.) But yes, people are capable of amazing things. Yes, I’m sure there are people who don’t like her — I’ve talked with some myself. And no, I don’t think this waitress would have been thrilled to be called an “aboriginal”. And yes, if she called Hillary a “bitch”, I’m pretty confident is wasn’t the first time anyone in politics has said that.
  66. No, she’s not a “global warming denier”, and when the crush dies down remind me to explain why the very phrasing “global warming denier” is anti-scientific, anti-intellectual, and a clear sign of a desire to impose your beliefs by coercion. But in the mean time, while I do believe that she has expressed some skepticism that warming is wholly human-caused, the existence of the Alaska Climate Change Sub-Cabinet and the Alaska Climate Change Strategy work demonstrate that she’s considering the problem and has brought together people more expert than she to advise her.

Anyone who sees a new rumor, leave it in a comment. Update: The Other McCain has a better blurb than I did:

Charles Martin has established a clearinghouse for all the existing rumors about Sarah Palin, and any new ones you want to make up, if you want to try your hand at being a professional journalist like Elizabeth Bumiller.

Israelis greet Obama

Hat tip: Eye On The World.

Obama advisors: “Osama habeas corpus? That’s cool!”

Obama advisers say bin Laden can appeal to U.S. courts:

WASHINGTON – Barack Obama’s foreign policy advisers said Tuesday that Osama bin Laden, if captured, should be allowed to appeal his case to U.S. civilian courts, a privilege opposed by John McCain.

Responding to questions from The Examiner, Sen. John Kerry and former White House counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke said bin Laden would benefit from last week’s Supreme Court decision giving terrorism suspects habeas corpus, the right to appeal their military detention to civilian courts.

“If he were to be brought back,” Clarke said of bin Laden, “the Supreme Court ruling holds on the right of habeas corpus.”

Kerry, who applauded the Supreme Court ruling, said it will be carried out by whichever candidate wins the presidency.

“The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that they have those rights,” he said. “If John McCain were president, he would have to give them those rights.”

Randy Scheunemann, McCain’s senior foreign policy adviser, said those rights should not be extended to bin Laden or the hundreds of terrorism suspects being held by the U.S. military at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba.

Maybe Obama could bring in John Edwards to help with Osama’s case!

Built to last

Via Israellycool:

built to last

Phone-banking in Gaza

From The Corner at National Review Online:

Palestinians in Gaza Are Phonebanking for Barack Obama

Phil Klein calls our attention to an al-Jazeera news report that sounds like a parody, but is genuine: A report on Palestinians in Gaza who are phonebanking in support of Barack Obama’s campaign.

I transcribed the most jaw-dropping parts:

REPORTER: It may be hard to believe, but working in this tiny Internet cafe in Gaza City may just be one of Barack Obama’s biggest fans.

Before every U.S. primary, 23-year-old Ibrahim Abu Jayyab gathers 17 of his friends to try and rally support for Obama’s campaign in the U.S.

So why does a young Palestinian living in Gaza spend so much of his time and money on an election thousands of miles away?

ABU JAYYAB: [translated] It all started at the time of the U.S. primaries. After studying Obama’s electoral campaign manifesto, I thought, ‘this is a man that is capable of change inside America.’ As for potential change in the Middle East, he can also do that. I think he can bring peace to the area, or at least this is what we hope.

REPORTER: And the game plan? Ibrahim and his friends call random numbers in the U.S. before every primary to deliver one simple message:

ABU JAYYAB: [in English] Elect Senator Obama. I will change. I will achieve… the justice in the Middle East.

The rest of the report is about Bush failing to achieve peace in the Middle East, the U.S. “unwillingness to apply pressure on Israel over illegal settlements,” a professor who says his students are following the election but

A potttery maker says, “unless you support Israel, you won’t get in the White House.”

The report concludes by showing graffiti in Gaza depicting a monstrous Bush, lips dripping with blood, clutching the world and drinking blood through a straw from a pile of skulls. The caption is, “Good bye Mr. Bush, we wont’ miss you.”

The reporter’s voice over of the graffiti: “There does to be one thing people here agree on.”